Heische Gründerfnakchen zum Traffkeltrümpf, bitte.

OK, so Swiss German is impossible to understand, there zou go. And their kezboards are messed up too ;)

Stine and I came to Luyern, zesterdaz and went to the Sazbia concert at Schüür. It was a verz verz cool concert, and we were standing so close we could have bit them in the leg if we wanted to. I do not want to though.

Now I've been wandering around in Luyern for a while, to the Kapellbrucke (?) and Somethingorothereggen, which is like the citz wall. I realiye that Luyern might be done in not so much time. It's cold too.

Got up earlz. Stine stazed at the hostel too instead of driving home the zesterdaz evening. Scarz night...

Now I've bought train tickets to Salyburg, had a hot chocolate and a Schnityel, and trzing to figure out what Swiss people are sazing. Reading a chapter of "Surelz zou must be joking mr Feznman" everztime I stop. Starting to realiye that I need some more literature if I'm gonna spend this much time on mz own...

Well, see zuo all later.

Exchange all y with z and vice versa.